LOCATION: From the wall of a restroom outside Chiang Mai, Thailand

RATING: (Five Dunnies)

You can tell you're doing it wrong if you are frowning. Five dunnies because nobody likes footprints on the seat. (Where are his pants?)

LOCATION: Sappong, Thailand

RATING: (Three Dunnies)

This woodland johnny was nowhere near as well hidden as the cave we were going to see. Although it's no fault of the toilet, two dunnies taken away because we never found the damn cave.

LOCATION: Thai train, between Bangkok and Surat Thani

RATING: (Four Dunnies)

Who says second class isn't traveling with style? Minimal odor, and at the time I visited, a dry floor! Later, I assume that was not the case, as being on a train, the bowl presented somewhat of a moving target. A whopping four full dunnies for that entertaining challenge.